Spring Break-Part 1

I almost died yesterday. >:\  Let me explain...It was 8:00 am, we had just finished eating breakfast and Ms. (thats the lady who took us in, since I can't give her name out I'll use that) went to watch T.V in the living room....
   "So," said Audree looking down "what do you guys plan on doing today?"
Jasmine looked at me, like I was sopost to have things planned out. I looked at Tony (which was a mistake 'cause then he started winking at me) Philip hadn't looked up from his book so, I guessed he probably didn't even hear Audree.
   "We should go out and play basketball!" Mike finally said
   "Oh yeah," Tony agreed "and now it can be even, now that we have more people!"
   "Sweet..." added Audree
   "I don't know how to play basketball," I said thinking it would get me off the hook from playing
   "No prob, I'll teach you." Audree said happily
   "Thank you Audree..." I said wanting to strangle her
   "This will be so much fun!" giggled Jasmine
I then noticed Philip was no longer in his seat. He escaped! If I had to suffer so would he...
   "Hey, so it's boys vs. girls right?" I said taking my empty plate from the table and putting it in the sink
   "For sure," Mike said pushing his plate away from him and getting up
   "So Jasmine and Audree are on my team," I continued "and it's just you and Tony."
   "Actually, Its my team since you don't know how to play basketball," Audree smirked
   "You just got snapped on," Jasmine added snapping then blowing it to me
   "Thats three against two. That doesn't sound fair." I continued ignoring the in mature people in the room
   "Dude, thats not fair," Tony agreed turning to Mike
   "We can take them," Mike snorted
   "We should have Philip play on the boys team!" Jasmine said noticing his disappearance
Audree nodded, and Mike scowled. The court was a fair size. It had two hoops on either side which both looked in good shape. Next thing I knew I was standing on one side of the court looking at Philip, who was on the other side, not looking pleased. His sweats were making me feel hot in my shorts. The poor thing looked like he hadn't seen the sun in ages. I was paired up with him. So unless I had the ball my goal was to block and keep a close eye on him. I figured it would be a pretty easy since he didn't know how to play much either. We were a perfect match...In the game! Not in real life... I don't like him like that. >:P  Jasmine was paired up with Tony. They both were OK in basketball, although I'm sure thats changed for Jasmine since she hasn't played since we lived in a neiborhood and had friends. Audree had Mike. They were both really good. I was still worried though because from what I hear, Mike is always practicing.
   The game was tiring, I was just happy I didn't have to worry about getting my butt smacked by Philip. I couldn't say that about poor Jasmine though. Tony was trying to take advantage of the fact that when keeping the ball from someone behind you, you practically had to stick your butt out. Not cute. Mike was being much more serious and professional about the game. Of corse I kept getting scared about how angry he got when we'd score. Mike's timer went off and I knew it was finally half time. My team huddled up on our side of the court.
   "We're getting creamed out there." Jasmine said always being optimistic
   "Don't we need a game plan or something?" I asked
   "If I gave you two one it would just confuse you." Audree panted
Jasmine and I noded in agreement. She had a point there.
   "I say," Audree continued "Just try your best"
   "Ok cap'n" Jasmine breathed
   "And one more thing." Audree added
   "Yeah?" I leaned in closer
   "Smack the guys butts when the game's over and say 'good game'. Alright?"
   "What?!" I asked horrified as Jasmine giggled
   "It's okay to do it in a game. Its good sportsmanship."
   "Right..." I said sarcastically
Jasmine looked found of the idea though....I worry about her sometimes.
After the guys won and they took five minutes cheering and doing lame dance moves, Audree went over to Mike to smack his butt, but he ran away before it happened. Tony then chased Jasmine and I around the court several times to try and smack us. Jasmine though it was "funny and cute" but, I saw it as a horrifying and scary experience. I was screaming the whole time while everyone else was laughing. Like I said before...I almost died...Today I was sore from yesterday so i was just chilling in Audree's room with her and Jasmine. Right now I'm on the couch typing well aware of Tony staring at me from the other side of the couch. *glancing up* help me... O__O